MAN AND WOMAN TO HAVE BABY!!!

For Immediate Release

Man and Woman To Start Family

Warrington, PA – Representatives from the Rosenbaum family have confirmed that Ryan and Pamela are set to begin their family in mid/ late January, 2012. Both parents are super-excited and as you can see by the video below, Grandmother-To-Be is also thrilled.

This is will be Pamela’s first child and this will be Ryan’s first child…that he knows about. The baby is set to be born at Abington Hospital or in front of a television, whichever is more convenient for Ryan at the time.

Mother-To-Be, Pamela is been experiencing lots of odd cravings like California rolls, milkshakes, donuts and mac and cheese. She has also been extremely tired and constantly nauseous. She apparently is the first pregnant woman to experience these symptoms. The Soon-To-Be Parents are eager to share the news with the world. In order to answer the questions that frequently proceed such an announcement, the Soon-To-Be Parents would like to state the following:

They will be finding out the babies gender in September. The babies name will begin with a “’B’ , ‘H’ , “M” or “R’” in honor of deceased relatives whose names began with those letters. The baby will hopefully get its looks from its mother.

The baby will grow up of the Jewish faith. He//She will be loved unconditionally….as long as He/She doesn’t

A. Grow up to be a Cowboys fan

Or

B. Pick up a side job at Double Visions

Pamela and Ryan are happy to not only celebrate this joy with friends from around the world but they are even more excited to share this joy with their parents, siblings, grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins, nieces and nephews.

Press and Media are invited to join us for the bris and or baby-naming at date to be announced shortly after the water breaks.

The Rosenbaums are a kind lovable couple who currently reside in Warrington until they can find a buyer or the government intercedes. They met in 2005, while doing community theater. They were engaged in May, 2007 and married in November of 2008. This August they will be married for 1000 days.