So I am pleased to announce that I joined a gym. I did this partly because I have time on my hand but I'm also doing this because I'm trying to make my love muffin a happy wife. The membership is real cheap $10 a month. Unlike most gyms there are not a lot of muscleheads and know-it-alls. Just fat people looking to be skinny.
However for a place that is strongly predicated on healthy lifestyles they certainly have an odd promotion. On the first Monday of every month they have "Pizza Night." I understand that we are not obligated to eat the pizza but after sweating off 200 calories on the treadmill, I was transfixed by the sweet permeating smell that I just couldn't resist the temptation. I thought I was on a hidden camera show. Who serves pizza in a fitness gym?
On my way out I asked for a slice and inquired about the nutrional value of the pizza. I assumed it was a healthy pizza since it was served in a gym. Right? The worker stated that it was NOT healthy pizza (as if such a thing really existed). When I asked why a gym that pushes a healthy lifestyle serves pizza to its members she rattled off their gyms motto "We are a non-judgment zone." Too bad the rest of the world is not the same.
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